phone interview

Like a regular job interview, but conducted over the phone. Usually used by big companies such as Google to weed out first, second, and sometimes third round applicants before an actual onsite interview. Typically conducted on the toilet, on the floor, or at a small, lonely desk with a little lamp, and with much apprehension. Given the lack of visual feedback between applicant and interviewer, phone interviews typically lead to many awkward pauses, interruptions, and unfinished sentences.

a typical phone interview:

*ring ring ring*

Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
This is ...
Hi!
Chad, from Goo...
Hi Chad!
...gle.

by dkawry December 23, 2010

Interview With The Vampire

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.

"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."

by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004

job interview

What you tell your pothead friends when you don't feel like smoking anymore. Works every time.

Mike: Yo man lets go cop more bud.
Chris: Nah, man I'm about to be out I got a job interview in the morning.
Mike: Oh shit, I didn't know, good luck.

by asdnvcncn November 13, 2007

Internews

(Noun) A term abbreviating the terms Internet and News. A fusion of two technologies that documents the switch from paper and broadcast mediums over the power of the Internet. Some state the media bias of the MSM and present as the answer; Internews. However, Internews presents another problem, there are no editorial controls so while you get a broader range of opinions, it is difficult to confirm the accuracy of a good portion of what you read.

I am going to sit down with some coffee and read the Internews.

by HvyHitter May 12, 2008

The Interview

A movie about two ordinary show reporters who are called by the CIA to help kill North Korea's supreme leader, Kim Jong-un.

Person 1: Did you watch The Interview?
Person 2: Yes, Kim's death scene was hilarious!

by UserNameTV January 1, 2015

job interview pubes

This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.

Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.

Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....

Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....

Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.

by Goblin Green June 8, 2017

Interview without coffee

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.

Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.

by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009