A style of writing in which the interview questions are fictional and off-the-wall, but the answers are actual past quotes taken from the celebrity interviewee.
Brit used her interviewmagination when she wrote about Jake:
BRIT: It must be great to be Jake Gyllenhaal right now.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: We live in a sadtime where actors are politicians and go out in the mall wearing nothing but a pair of Speedos.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"