A style of writing in which the interview questions are fictional and off-the-wall, but the answers are actual past quotes taken from the celebrity interviewee.
Brit used her interviewmagination when she wrote about Jake:
BRIT: It must be great to be Jake Gyllenhaal right now.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: We live in a sad time where actors are politicians and go out in the mall wearing nothing but a pair of Speedos.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand