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I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me. 

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.
I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

interviewniform 

a set of clothes that you repeatedly choose to wear to job interviews because you think they make you look like a winner.
i'm feeling good about getting this job since i wore my awesome interviewniform to it.

Interviewness

A rating scale for your interviewability.
How well is your interviewness??

My interviewness in FANTASIC, I will definatly be hired!!!

Interviewmagination 

A style of writing in which the interview questions are fictional and off-the-wall, but the answers are actual past quotes taken from the celebrity interviewee.
Brit used her interviewmagination when she wrote about Jake:

BRIT: It must be great to be Jake Gyllenhaal right now.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: We live in a sad time where actors are politicians and go out in the mall wearing nothing but a pair of Speedos.
Interviewmagination by GyrFalcon November 6, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026