Instalock

The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you

by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021

instagrace

The act of taking a picture of food and posting it on social media before eating. Usually habitually, regardless if people care or not.

Chris always pauses for instagrace before eating lunch. He thinks he's a foodie but that's a $4 sandwich he's posting.

by Raid_ June 2, 2016

Instadick

the male Instagram users anatomy that gets stroked when a woman likes or comments on a users post.

Yo dawg she's been all over my instadick lately likin everything!

by Authoratorous April 24, 2015

Instablacked

When one singular alcoholic drink instantly gets you black out drunk; often enhanced by factors such as hunger or lack of sleep.

Ryan: How many drinks did you have?

Naomi: One.

Ryan: Holy crap, you're instablacked.

by Shnaytiveamerican May 3, 2017

INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

by plowmaster October 7, 2016

Instacuck

When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.

"As a popular dominatrix, I have dozens of men every day admit to being my instacucks!"

by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019