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Instamatically

For dumb asses who want to sound intelligent by combining the words instantly and automatically into one word
Boss: did you finish the assignment I gave you?

Dumbass: yup, I instamatically completed it when I went home last night.

Boss: who the hell hired you?
by Jersey1031 January 26, 2012
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Instamazing

Adjective:

Instamazing is formed by combining "Instantly" and "Amazing." It is used to describe something that is amazing right from the beginning. For example, when a beginner starts out at an expert level, he may be described as "instamazing."
1) Did you see that? It's Gordon's first day snowboarding, and he just did a misty flip! He's instamazing!

2) Everyone already loves the 2011 Camaro. It's not even out yet, but it's instamazing!
by Jacob Ames January 9, 2008
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instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.
Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic
by mattsells3 March 9, 2017
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instamance

n. near inevitable romantic relationship arising out of the sex-hungry state created by vacation

Instant Romance: just add summer camp.
Guy: Man I can't get a girl friend
Wise Man: No problem, go to that summer camp your parents are trying to send you to.
Guy: But it's a church camp and I'm a virgin.
Wise Man: Perfect! Religion, repression and tents make the perfect conditions for an instamance.

Guy 1: You still talking to that blonde you met on the cruise ship?
Guy 2: Tropical instamance is especially strong.

I think Danny and Sandy from Grease is my favorite instamance.
by mytime_notyours July 20, 2010
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instamanwhore

A young adult male who consistently likes unneccesarily revealing photos of females on the social networking site Instagram.
Have you seen all those slutty ig pics John liked? He's such an instamanwhore.
by whispersinthedark October 26, 2013
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instamagoogletweetface

my opinions are so important that they need to be validated on InstaMaGoogleTweetFace
by ThreeStarBear July 31, 2019
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Instamod

1. Someone who has only joined the “Scene” recently has no history but acts like an authority on the subject.

2. Someone who blatantly uses quotes from books or other publications and others peoples experiences as their own.

3. Someone who discovers new records, styles and behaves as if they have known about for years.
4. Someone who relentlessly solicits brands/labels in order to raise their profile on social media (brand whore) with constant posts about what they are wearing today….. often accompanied with a G9 Harrington jacket, GH Bass weejuns and a “record of the day”
5. Someone who uses social media to obtain self gratification, although their interpretation is often historically incorrect.
He’s so fake, he’s an Instamod
by Concrete Dog March 23, 2022
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