instalike

When you see a status on Facebook, and you like it within one minute of its posting. Can be conjoined with megalike to form the megainstalike.

John Doe - I like pooping.
Jane Doe - omg hahah *instalike*

by poobicus October 26, 2010

Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

by plowmaster October 7, 2016

Instacuck

When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.

"As a popular dominatrix, I have dozens of men every day admit to being my instacucks!"

by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019

Insta-dick Move

The act of following someone, and to unfollow them as soon as they follow you back. Combination of the words Instagram and Dick Move.

Joe: Yo, how you got so much followers compared to the amount of people you following?! You not even a celebrity!
Bob: Oh, I just pull the Insta-dick Move on a whole bunch of random people.

by Enderforce March 11, 2018

instaddiction

An ailment characterized by the need to obsessively post details of one's life on Instagram that intends to deceive followers into thinking one's life is more meaningful than in reality. Also, it involves checking one's feed every 2 minutes, and evaluate one's self-worth their followers to following ratio. There is no known effective treatment other than perhaps attending Passages in Malibu.

Bruh, good luck with Lori, she's got a case of instaddiction worse than a Kardashian.

by drozisasellout April 3, 2016

instafuckable

When you see a man/woman and decide you could have sexual relations with them, regardless of their personality or physical appearance.

Maria: Theo is such an ass whole.
Annie: Yeah, but he is like a 10 - he's instafuckable
Maria: That's true - get on that!

by JMcMahon December 3, 2011

Instajack

v. An immediate ejaculation of which you have no control over.

I watched the Jizz in my pants video and they kept instajacking!

by RYANBG August 18, 2009