Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
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by harlandclarke August 28, 2010
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Get the Instacheers mug.A person who owns a motorcycle and only rides when the sun is out and there’s absolutely no chance of rain.
They ride, for only one reason, to take photos of their bike, and usually themselves, in places close to their home to post on social media.
Instariders only care about the likes they get for their pictures of their bikes and don’t care for the ride itself.
They ride, for only one reason, to take photos of their bike, and usually themselves, in places close to their home to post on social media.
Instariders only care about the likes they get for their pictures of their bikes and don’t care for the ride itself.
“You think Gavin will come for a ride today?”
“Nah, there’s a little cloud over there and he won’t get any good photos.”
“Bloody instarider.”
“Nah, there’s a little cloud over there and he won’t get any good photos.”
“Bloody instarider.”
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