Inebriation Donation

A blood donation (such as to the red cross) motivated by the will to put one's body in a state that will become more affected by alcohol.

"I'm kind of low on cash, so I think im going to make an Inebriation Donation before I go to the byob party tonight."

by Pearldrums October 11, 2008

Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity

a beliveable yet untrue statement from a speaker, that is drunk with the excitement of their supposed ability to use big words.

an expression used to insult someone to their face about how they like to use big words because they think they are smart. thus using irony to get the sarcastic point across.

Smartass: I think you losers are Munificent abhorritions of society as we know it

Insulter: You are a Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity!!!

Smartass: HUH?

by Tomcat07 January 9, 2006

inebriation-creation

A term used to describe any random activities, usually made-up on the fly, that only extremely intoxicated individuals would perform. These events may be small, such as imitating animals, shoving objects inside of random body orifices, dancing naked, and playing penis tag, but they could also be more extreme. The sheer spontaneity of these activities can result in a lot of fun, not to mention the fact that the individual's drunken state will not inhibit him in any way, throwing responsibility and reason out of the window. However, the more extreme inebriation-creations may result in injury and even death.

An example of an extreme inebriation-creation: During night-time, an insanely drunk individual or group of people get in an automobile, hit the nearest highway, freeway, or interstate, push the automobile to its highest speed limit (usually well above 120 miles per hour). After this stage is achieved, the driver will turn off his headlights and let go of the steering wheel. If the driver has even the slightest amount of common sense left in him, he will periodically take control of the steering wheel and turn on the headlights so he/she does not crash and burn. Even so, there is approximatly an 80% chance of assured death for all of the people in the car at the time.

Man 1 "Yo dude, like, what happened last night, did I pass out?"
Man 2 "Naww man you were wildin out, doin all these ridiculous inebriation-creations and shit"
Man 3 "Shit man, thats probably why there were marbles up my ass this morning"

by Stalkingturkey July 20, 2008

inebriated ginger

Term used to describe a drunken redhead. Derived when 'East Side Dave' MacDonald (from the Ron and Fez Show on Sirius XM) Kanye'd the Twitter Awards after losing to a lama.

Did that inebriated ginger just storm the stage after losing to a lama?

by calculoaded March 23, 2010

inebriated

Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.

I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.

by shroom. December 13, 2003

inebriated vampire

When a guy has sex with a girl on her period, and after his dick is all bloody, another (or the same) drunk girl sucks his dick.

Last night was crazy! after prom i got an inebriated vampire from these two hoochies!

by cToTheD May 24, 2009

inebriality

Ones preception of reality when under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. This preception of reality is skewed and often results in making poor decisions.

In his own inebriality, hooking up with a granade seemed to be a good idea.

by Rush Fan October 17, 2010