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Inch Worm

Referring to a guy with a small dick.
Check out Johnny's inch worm.
by Dano November 25, 2004
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Inch Worm

An attempt to slowly "inch" your hand into another individuals genitals, often not welcomed and typically man on man. Commonly this uncomfortable advance is spurred on by large volumes of alcohol consumption
"Dude that Drunk Closet-Homosexual Son of a Bitch just tried to Inch Worm his way into my pants"
by Taight March 22, 2010
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juju: fuck foo have you seen g-eyes ex-man??? homegirl:who that foo ziggy??? juju:yeah foo i been tryna get at that foo since middle school, last night that foo came over all drunk with that foo spencer with his pants all falling and shit haha!!that foo straight got a fucken inch worm! homegirl: for real eww you like everyone foo serio! juju: so what! fuck it i'll still let em hit!!
by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010
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Inchwormer

A man that has a very small penis.
Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well.

Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer
by BronxbabyGirl March 6, 2009
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The angry inch worm

Kenny cutlups dick, 3 inches mad
by Duders23 September 28, 2020
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InchWorming

When you fuck the shit out of a greasy pussy girl from behind that her juices spread on the floor making you guys move about the room like a inch worm.
Nick: Yo what the fuck why is the living room floor soaked!
Jared: Sorry I was fucking greasy pussy girl so hard last night we were inchworming around the room.

Nick: Nice! Now clean this shit up!
by Nguy69 November 4, 2017
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Inchworms

Standing with your two feet close together. Keeping your legs straight, stretch down and puting your hands on the floors directly in front of you.

Begin by walking your hands forward slowly, alternating your left and your right. As you do so, bend only at the hip, keeping your legs straight.
Keeping your body is parallel to the ground in a pushup position.
keep your hands in place and slowly take short steps with your feet, moving only a few inches at a time.
Continue walking until your feet are by hour hands, keeping your legs straight as you do so.
When you have dreams to be a Wisconsin Badger, inchworms will perpare you to do so. Talk to Big Dave if you need any further help.
by Merrill High Memes November 22, 2016
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