Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016

short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011

Blast in a Glass

slang describing a person who is a good and all around fun time. Origin- Jersey Shore.

Deena from Jersey Shore. "I'm like a blast in a glass!!"

by TBKFD January 9, 2011

Mile in a glass jug

To titty fuck a girl between her breasts, or glass jugs, if you will.

I really needed some Mile in a glass jug, so I approached Veronica, the town slut, propositioning that she let me titty fuck her massive jugs.

by BenJuan May 2, 2010

put some glass in that hole

Roll up the car window

Hey that's too much air back here, put some glass in that hole, would ya?

by tedZilla99 December 25, 2007

Rose in a glass

The term “rose in a glass” does in fact refer to just that, a silk rose in a glass tube, purchased in bulk from vendors in China. The rose, however, is incidental, because it’s the glass that serves the purpose as a crack pipe. Often bought alongside a Chore Boy, wool pads that you would normally use as cleaning pads. The chore boy is used as a filter between the rock and the users mouth.

I surprised my girlfriend with a rose in a glass, who would have thought such a small token of my love would have brought her such joy. She is very careless and clumsy, she cracked my gift after having it less than an hour. As I watched her grab a can of her favorite soda to console herself, I handed her another "Love Rose". "Be more careful with this one my dear," I said. "I only have 34 more." "Then I don't want this green one," she lamented. "Roses aren't green, they're pink, or white, or red." I handed her three of each color, like a glass bouquet. "It must have taken you so long to find so many," she said. I told her that I collected them for her over a period of time, picking up one or two, three when I felt adventurous. "Was it love, or did it feel like a chore?" she asked. I said, "I do what I do out of love, I am not your chore boy." We spent a rare night filled with the kind of joy that only small gifts can bring. Think of the wonderful feelings of comfort and security a box of love can bring to a couple who appreciates the smaller things in life, who live clean, and love to share a blast together.

by jdrako August 20, 2013

glass in the ass

erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.

man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.

That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.

by theguywithglassinhisass December 17, 2008