imation

1. Damn good CD-R's and DVD-R's.
2. Producer of high quality blank media along with: RiTEK and Verbatim.
3. One of the oldest and higest quality producers of writable digital media.

1. After purchasing imation CD-R's Eric ran out of toilet paper so he had to use those shitty Memorex CD-R's he bought earlier to finish the job.
2. If you want to keep that movie you illegally downloaded you should back it up on imation.
3. imation of Life.

by milatchi January 18, 2005

Facebook Impatience

The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.

i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.

Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.

Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!

by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010

impactivism

Impactivism is an economic and political philosophy that centers on Impact. Impact is the currency of the Universe and Impactivism aims to harness this currency for the advancement of everyone.

Capitalism is broken and unsustainable, but Impactivism provides unlimited jobs and will usher in a new era of exponential growth.

by Wishborn July 27, 2017

impatient perfectionist

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.

Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

by bigfootshands January 2, 2014

Impatient

Being frustrated at having to wait for something.

Rhino is getting impatient because the meaning of "Jodie" is taking ages to come up.

by Spearmint Rhino April 3, 2003

Impatient Dentist

When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."

by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004