Im cool shit

A false belief that that the beleiver is supperior to everyone else. Usually thought by a person typically wearing pink shirts talking like a gangster to fit in and being cocky.

"Im COOL SHIT MAN"

"Fuck you...im cooler shit than you"

"Im the coolest shitest wigger in the universe"

by Cool Shit May 7, 2008

im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary

fuck boredom

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic

by dic man December 21, 2022

im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender

in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl

by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020

im sick of your fucking shit cunt

your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit

im sick of your fucking shit cunt

by Rrrssvhj July 27, 2020

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

MAN im fucking shit at chess

Meaning your shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off

by HehMan May 8, 2022