Im cool shit

A false belief that that the beleiver is supperior to everyone else. Usually thought by a person typically wearing pink shirts talking like a gangster to fit in and being cocky.

"Im COOL SHIT MAN"

"Fuck you...im cooler shit than you"

"Im the coolest shitest wigger in the universe"
by Cool Shit May 08, 2008
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fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic
by dic man December 21, 2022
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im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender
in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl
by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020
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your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit
im sick of your fucking shit cunt
by Rrrssvhj July 28, 2020
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used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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