IFS

Independant Front Suspension.

I keep breaking my cv axles with this damn independant front suspension.

by muthafukin July 14, 2005

IFS

Incredibly Fucking Stupid

This acronym is commonly used in internet forums and chat rooms.

"How do you know if water is wet?"

"IFS"

by Lookit January 23, 2009

ifs

I fuckin swear

ifs i saw this here before

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

as ifness

As if Yeah right
Meaning: A response to a statement that you don't agree with or think is ridiculous.

Joe: I am the hottest mofo here!
Bill: As ifness!

by TwoTimes210 February 01, 2005

IFE

Internet Fuckin Explorer. The world's shittiest browser written by a bunch of code monkeys with IQ < 16 at Microsoft. Known for breaking perfectly standards compliant websites and being a nightmare for web developers around the world.

Currently there exists three versions of this shitbag - IFE5, IFE6, and IFE7 -- all of them are non-compliant with each other. MSFT is now busy creating another of them -- IFE9!

Dude 0: What is IFE, dude?
Dude 1: Internet Fuckin Explorer, dude!

by Web Developers of the World December 07, 2007

ifs

I fucking suck.

Ufs, ifs, we all fucking suck.

by earinlololol December 06, 2008

IFE

Instantaneous Femcum Explosion

I'm going to fill a waterbed with femcum, then freeze it, and then push it out into the ocean. And I will call it an Ife-burg.

by libidoski May 05, 2008