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update addiction

A debilitating psychological condition which affects computer users everywhere. Update addiction has to do with the excessive downloading of software updates and should not be confused with an Updating Whore. You are likely an update addict if...

You click "Software Update..." (on Mac) or "Windows Update" (on Windows) more than three times a day.

You cannot resist buying the latest version of software or operating system -- even if you don't need, want, or even care to know about the new features.

You click "Check for updates" every time you run a program.

You stay up late watching the progress bar to make sure your latest update "really updated."

You get frustrated by stable software because it doesn't require updates every other day. So you always choose beta or nightly builds to ensure that you can download a maximum number of updates.
Dude: Dang! I just clicked Software Update, and it didn't find anything to update. What am I going to do???

Chick: (rolls eyes) Dunno man. Click it again?

Dude: Ok.

Chick: You need help. You have update addiction.

Dude: Ok, but before I go to the clinic, I need to go buy XYZSoft5. I only have XYZSoft4.
by jacopaco August 19, 2010
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Sims Addiction

When a person is addicted to The Sims and cannot stops playing
by jonyoungfan December 29, 2009
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Nicotine Addiction

A hit anti drug rap made by the famous rapper Logpog. Used to refrence the epidemic of vaping
Yo man, you hear NICOTINE ADDICTION yet?
by MrTrueFactTeller October 11, 2019
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Porn Addiction

You know dam well why you searched this up, just get some help. For the sake of your future.
"I heard that Michael had a porn addiction"

"Well that wont be easy to get out of"
by YankeeBrim March 26, 2021
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Jane's Addiction

Band formed in L.A. in the 80s consisting of Perry Farrell, Dave Navarro, Stephen Perkins, and Eric Avery. Perry's band before this was Psi Com. A great band that redefined the rock genre. Their biggest hits were Been Caught Stealing (which they won an award at the MTV VMAs) and Jane Says. Flea from RHCP played for them in one of their reunion albums, Kettle Whistle, and Chris Chaney was their new bassist on Strays. All members have done their own projects aside from Jane's Addiction which are all good. A band not to be overlooked in any way. The name comes from Perry Farrell's old roommate Jane Bainter who had a bad heroin addiction and it became the name of their band. Other influences include girlfriends Casey Niccoli and Xiola Bleu and, of course, many other things in Perry's life. A great band, the best I know.
I have an addiction to Jane's Addiction. Please don't send me to rehab. I love it. Jane Says...
by Enzo Ferrelli October 1, 2005
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TV Download Addiction

Also known as TDA, TV Download Addiction is when someone downloads vast amounts of one or several TV show episodes or seasons and becomes addicted to watching episodes in great periods of time. This is due to the ability to watch multiple, consecutive shows without commercials or days in between.
"Hey dude I haven't Tommy in a few days. Where's he been?"

"Oh you haven't heard? He's has TV Download Addiction. He caught TDA after he download all the seasons of Dexter so he won't be hanging out for a while."
by drewfer February 15, 2010
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urban addictionary

A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions at UrbanDictionary.com. Victims of Urban Addictionary are known as Urban Addicts.
I have the Urban Addictionary and won't lose it any time soon.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003
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