You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

inuit twins

In·u·it  twins  in-yoo-it twinz
–noun, plural -s
1.
Two guy friends (bros) who have masturbated to the same pornography.

Jacob: Bro I was watchin' this crazy video...!

Peter: The new one on Spankwire?

Jacob: Yeah!

Peter: Oh shit! I think we're inuit twins!

by Atticus Ironsword September 15, 2010

I quit school because of recess

An identifier denoting that the speaker doesn't play games

"Close your eyes, because you can't see me…I quit school because of recess, you fucking BG!"
-Snoop Dogg

by themagicalnegro June 3, 2010

Inuit Sisters

Derived from the term "eskimo brothers", inuit sisters is a common bond shared between two or more women who have slept with the same man.

Dieondra: "Ayo Charice, you sleep with ya boy Trayquan last Wednesday?"
Charice: "Hell yuhhh!!!"
Dieondra: "Yeahhh well I did too, 'cept on Tuesday!"
Charice: "Dayummm, looks we be Inuit Sisters mah girl."

by SLS12 November 7, 2012

Inuit

A tribe that resides in Northern Canada, Alaska, and Greenland. They live off hunting and use every part of the animals they hunt. More commonly known as Eskimo.

It is really not the proper term for Eskimo since Eskimo is a more collective term that includes the Yupik, who take great offence in being called Inuit. The word has fallen out of use in much of Canada from a false etymology. It does NOT come from a Cree word that means "eaters of raw meat." The Cree themselves ate raw meat. The first origins of this word are French and appear before contact with the Ojibwa, who do call the Eskimos "eaters of raw meat."

by hasafienda February 7, 2005

The Last Inuit

An upcoming sequal to "The Last Samauri" starring Julia Roberts.

For the third movie they should call it "The Last Zulu Warrior" starring Ben Affleck.

by Raven December 10, 2004

Iquiterod

Sarah Palin's Latest Arctic Sport.

The former Alaska Governor quit five colleges before finally graduating from the sixth. She quit her job in television. She and Todd quit their snow machine dealership in Big Lake. She quit her job as Mayor of Wasilla to run for lieutenant governor. She quit as chair of the Alaska Oil & Gas Conservation Commission. Now she has quit the governorship of the state she supposedly loves. Sarah Palin is a quitter. When the going gets tough, Sarah Palin quits.

Man, it's going to be tough to catch up to Palin in this year's Iquiterod.

by AshamedOvaries July 6, 2009