Often sustaining injuries.
Dagm: Why is Vidic captain of Manchester United? Why not Ferdinand?
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.
by Mindar_theiconsborn October 20, 2013
Get the injury prone mug.When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.
Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."
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Any form of injury suffered by a female during the act of sex.
Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.
Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.
by cw3 March 28, 2008
Get the skeet injury mug.An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.
After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.
by yes juanito yes November 2, 2014
Get the celebration injury mug.When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.
I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
Get the head injury marriage mug.This is much like the medical condition (Repetitive Strain Injury or RSI) however this applies to actual life situations.
The injury is usually sustained by someone who fails in their everyday life multiple times without having anything positive happen to them.
This injury can become very severe for the most unluckiest of indiviuals.
The injury is usually sustained by someone who fails in their everyday life multiple times without having anything positive happen to them.
This injury can become very severe for the most unluckiest of indiviuals.
Repetitive Fail Injury (RFI), Young Mr Smith (YMS)
Boss X: Finds YMS fully inserted into some warm sheets in the laundry cupboard whilst he is supposed to be working hard for the company, 20 minutes later… YMS has no job
YMS Is travelling home and is very sad at his job loss, however on the bright side he will be able to see his wife earlier than expected... Unfortunately when YMS arrives home and walks into the living room with a large bunch of flowers. He is confronted with no less than a football teams worth of men performing what can only be described as 'A large spill in the white wash paint aisle in B&Q' to his wife.
YMS's Wife: "...Sorry??"
Immediately leaving YMS he decides to try and cheer himself up by taking a trip to the seaside in an attempt to brighten up his day, unfortunately on the way to the beach YMS is stopped for speeding and given three points and a £60 fine.
On arrival to the seaside he heads straight for the amusements. YMS sadly has a gambling addiction ... after several hours he leaves the amusements having spent all of his money in fruit machines. Apart from 99p which of course is for a Mr Whippy unbeknown to him the actual price of the famous '99' is now £1.65.
As YMS is walking back to his car in his sombre state, 16 individual seagulls deposit their earlier meal of chips and general waste upon YMS's head, shoulders, knees and tie.
YMS having nowhere to go, no friends or money is now fully diagnosed with RFI.
God rest his RFI'd soul.
Boss X: Finds YMS fully inserted into some warm sheets in the laundry cupboard whilst he is supposed to be working hard for the company, 20 minutes later… YMS has no job
YMS Is travelling home and is very sad at his job loss, however on the bright side he will be able to see his wife earlier than expected... Unfortunately when YMS arrives home and walks into the living room with a large bunch of flowers. He is confronted with no less than a football teams worth of men performing what can only be described as 'A large spill in the white wash paint aisle in B&Q' to his wife.
YMS's Wife: "...Sorry??"
Immediately leaving YMS he decides to try and cheer himself up by taking a trip to the seaside in an attempt to brighten up his day, unfortunately on the way to the beach YMS is stopped for speeding and given three points and a £60 fine.
On arrival to the seaside he heads straight for the amusements. YMS sadly has a gambling addiction ... after several hours he leaves the amusements having spent all of his money in fruit machines. Apart from 99p which of course is for a Mr Whippy unbeknown to him the actual price of the famous '99' is now £1.65.
As YMS is walking back to his car in his sombre state, 16 individual seagulls deposit their earlier meal of chips and general waste upon YMS's head, shoulders, knees and tie.
YMS having nowhere to go, no friends or money is now fully diagnosed with RFI.
God rest his RFI'd soul.
by ThomoBootie November 28, 2010
Get the Repetitive Fail Injury mug.Reasons for self-injury
- self hatred
- Loneliness
- Unable to communicate efficiently to others to relieve mental pain
- emptiness
- depression
- sub concious attention seeking (feeling of wanting to be loved)
- Emotional numbness (hurts self so one can check they can still feel)
- Intense anger to the world
- feeling of helplessness
- tension / stress
- feelings of being out of control of ones life
- check out self mutilation
- self hatred
- Loneliness
- Unable to communicate efficiently to others to relieve mental pain
- emptiness
- depression
- sub concious attention seeking (feeling of wanting to be loved)
- Emotional numbness (hurts self so one can check they can still feel)
- Intense anger to the world
- feeling of helplessness
- tension / stress
- feelings of being out of control of ones life
- check out self mutilation
by happy now? July 24, 2004
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