i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

by authOOr August 23, 2006

I'll kill him if I see him

Ha! You'd better hurry up! You know? Cus you're not going to be able to see anything pretty soon here! Right!? Because of the deterioration!? Ahahahaha!

Dan Crenshaw "I'll kill him if I see him!"

Hym "Hahaha! Great! I'll probably start with you and DeSantis if I'm being honest so... Go ahead. Go kill him. You're running out of time. Saves me the trouble of doing it. Go forth Dan-Kun!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

I'll kill someone's kis if it doesn't

That's not up to you.

Hym "I'll kill someone's kis if it doesn't. You're not willing to trade. You can only waste eo much time pretending."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2025

I’ll fucking kill ya

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt

Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya

by Flagsandbags September 15, 2018

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Something somebody says when they embarrass themselves

Brad- Stacy, df o you want to go to prom with me?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

No you won't

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No
You will not

by GabbbTruskys January 12, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023