When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare
Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!
Etc.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!
Etc.
by MartyJuck March 7, 2010
Get the Hypothetical Warfare mug.A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.
by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008
Get the Hypothetical High Five mug.when you are zoning out and possibly high as shit and you go on thinking about a hypothetical situation in great detail for a long time
guy 1: dude what are you looking at?
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
by Matt Clements January 13, 2008
Get the hypothetical adventure mug.Girl: It's cold.
Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.
Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.
Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
by Miss Jaffah May 6, 2011
Get the Hypothetical chivalry mug.Two people, a couple, who like each other, and enjoy each other's company, but are not dating, or in any relationship beyond, friendship.
Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.
by Gorillafaceoff November 9, 2011
Get the Hypothetical Couple mug.a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.
ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation
by fucshia fishy January 11, 2010
Get the hypothetical relationship mug.The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.
by J Bernard December 31, 2007
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