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by MutleyTheMutt November 1, 2012
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But Mayhem I didn't post that stuff on the forums it was my roommate I swear. Mayhem says, 'Too fucking bad you're banned!'
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Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN!'
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One who advocates, practises and preaches Hypocrisy of the absolute highest magnitude - specifically relating to the 2015 UK Conservative Party Political mandate to impose a fabricated Austerity on the underclass, disenfranchised and anyone who opposes their dictat.
David Cameron is a prize HypocriTORY
by Wart Hog May 15, 2015
Get the HypocriTORY mug.This would be a big fat hypocrite. It is someone who is very blatant in their hypocrisy. The word is intended to be as stupid as the hypocrisy itself.
The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
Father: When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it right away not three days later! Do your chores or else!
Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
by Justin M. Noel July 23, 2008
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Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.
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Teacher: Bob! Don't chew gum in the classroom! Go throw it out!
Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??
Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??
by b.c.w July 16, 2009
Get the Hypocrite mug.(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.
(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.
(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.
(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
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