HypocriTORY 

One who advocates, practises and preaches Hypocrisy of the absolute highest magnitude - specifically relating to the 2015 UK Conservative Party Political mandate to impose a fabricated Austerity on the underclass, disenfranchised and anyone who opposes their dictat.

David Cameron is a prize HypocriTORY

HypocriTORY by Wart Hog May 15, 2015

hypocritopotamus 

This would be a big fat hypocrite. It is someone who is very blatant in their hypocrisy. The word is intended to be as stupid as the hypocrisy itself.

The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.

Father: When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it right away not three days later! Do your chores or else!

Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!

hypocritopotamus by Justin M. Noel July 23, 2008

Hypoclitorate 

When a guy claims and boasts that "chicks dig him" in bed but in actual fact really fucking sucks.

"Fuck that guy is a hypoclitorate! Like did you hear any moaning coming out of that room from that chick?"

Hypoclitorate by Kurt G April 10, 2008

Hypocritarian 

A 'vegetarian' who eats fish, seafood, and/or chicken.

I had lunch with a bunch of hypocritarians. We went to Itsu and they ate more sashimi than I did, while they were louding on about how healthy it is to be vegetarian.

Hypocritarian by REMwoman December 24, 2007

hypocritorade 

The preferred drink of hypocrites

Remember when they mocked and shamed people for the same thing they're now doing? They're sippin' hard on the hypocritorade.

hypocritorade by Princess MoMo June 6, 2020

hypocriture 

the gaping hole in the logic and reasoning of a person or group that is filled with hypocrisy.

That anti-gay activist caught with the 20-year-old rent-boy has a huge hypocriture.

hypocriture by hmcdesq May 4, 2010