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Erectile Hyperactivity

A condition where a male body has little to no control over their erectile operation and has very sensitive penile activities with reoccurring erections
OMG he had erectile hyperactivity in the middle of the math's class.
by JymNotGym January 13, 2023
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Hyperactivate

if you are hyperactivated you are prepared for an epic battle of ownage that you will win.
This Mike Troy kid is not hyperactivated at all, thats why he sucks. Jake is hyperactivated 24/7. Thanks to Jake, Cole, Nathan, and of course Thomas Dolby for creating the word hyperactivate.
by X-xMaVeRiCk-X February 15, 2010
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ADHD, aka Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

"Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is a neurological brain disorder that manifests as a persistent pattern of inattention and/or hyperactivity/impulsivity that is more frequent and severe than is typically observed in individuals at a comparable level of development. ADHD begins in childhood, and as has only recently been understood, can persist into adulthood as well. While some children outgrow ADHD, about 60% continue to have symptoms into adulthood. The disorder manifests differently in adults as hyperactivity tends to diminish." (www.adhd.com, 2007)
I really hope this information debunks the mythical "definitions" of ADHD, aka Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, out there. This information is reliable, fact-based, and referenced. Degrading self-righteous opinions and narrow-minded assumptions are not included in this text.

http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_genetic.jsp
It is believed that ADHD is a highly genetic disorder. Approximately 35 percent of parents of children with ADHD have the disorder themselves. It's also not uncommon to discover that other people in the family (siblings, aunts, and/or uncles) also have ADHD. Interestingly, many parents only come to learn about their own ADHD once their child has been diagnosed. This may explain a lifetime of frustrations and prompt them to get help. (www.adhd.com, 2007)

Fiction vs. Facts
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_facts.jsp

FICTION:
All children with ADHD eventually "outgrow" it.

FACT:
About 60% of children diagnosed with ADHD continue to exhibit symptoms as adults.

FICTION:
ADHD is not a medical condition.

FACT:
It is a medical condition, linked to a chemical imbalance in the brain. It is officially recognized by leading medical experts and institutions, including the U.S. Surgeon General, the American Psychiatric Association, and others.

FICTION:
Bad parenting is responsible for ADHD.

FACT:
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) states that scientists are finding more and more evidence that ADHD does not stem from home environment, but from biological causes.

FICTION:
People with ADHD always have problems paying attention.

FACT:
Sometimes people with ADHD hyper-focus. They focus on one thing and ignore all else around them.

FICTION:
ADHD affects more males than females.

FACT:
As children, the male to female ratio is 4:1, as females are often underdiagnosed. Among adults, almost as many women as men seek treatment.

FICTION:
ADHD can only be treated with medications.

FACT:
The NIMH Multimodal Treatment Study for Children with ADHD (MTA Study) studied nearly 600 elementary school children and concluded that the most effective treatments were a closely monitored medication treatment and a treatment that combines behavioral therapy and medication.
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hyperactive banshee

That one crazy friend that'll be very loud and obnoxious, and also act like they're on drugs even though they're sober.
Some guy: Yo who's that chick?
His friend: the one dancing?
Guy: no that girl that's literally doing laps around the bar and screaming like a hyperactive banshee.
by Aiphos December 19, 2019
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Hyperfatty

Anyone who weighs over 2000Lbs/907kg
My 6000 pound life is full of Hyperfatty's
by Uno_Bruno October 24, 2022
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hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.
Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "
by Kedielover April 30, 2023
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hyperactivity

A condition meaning you are out of your mind and need to slow down a bit. Plus cut down on all the sugary sweets.
"Dave just jumped up and down on that old woman's dog then rugby tackled her!"
"It must be hyperactivity from all those sugary sweets."
by mr ninja November 10, 2006
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