Hydrobating

The use of a source of water (faucet, shower head, whirlpool jet, etc.) to stimulate the genitals in order to produce orgasm. Mostly used by females.

Using the massage setting on that shower head instead of the regular setting is better for hydrobating.

by Wumpus Amungus September 20, 2011

Hynobamatized

To become fixiated by Obama.

A friend of mine voted for McCain, but in the inauguaration day he's been hynobamatized.

by Idiot-Finder2 January 23, 2009

Hydrobaitin'

The exercise of masturbating in the shower or in any other wet environment including the bath, jacuzzi, swimming pool etc

Guy - "So i walked into the bathroom the other day and caught Bobby hydrobaitin' in the shower"

Guy 2 - "Fuck man what the shit dick thats nuts"

Guy - "Yeah haha he was going at it!"

by Nabob7 September 28, 2009

Hydrobation

The Male art of masteurbation, except using a strong, concentrated stream of water. Usually, these water jets work better when warm. These streams can be found in pools, jacuzzis, showers, and many other assorted devices that use water.

Bro #1: Yo dude get out of the pool nobody else is in there anymore.

Bro #2: Hold on bro im hydrobating, this water jet is awesome!

Bro #1: Aight man, hydrobation is pretty intense so ima let you be.

by TheNew2250 July 8, 2010

hydrovagatightness

A Rare, yet extremely fortunate condition only females are capable of possessing. and very few females obtain.

Any male sexual partner of a woman with this most fortunate attribute will most definitely not be disappointed.
Regardless of the length or intensity of a sexual encounter the female will remain as tight as her 1st time and as wet as your morning shower. Obviously this does depend on the capabilities of the male and his knowledge of the female in questions needs and desires.

Oi Bray, You'll never believe this but that bird I pulled last had that condition we all thought was a myth. I shit you not, She has Hydrovagatightness! We went all night, The longer we went and the harder I gave it, the wetter and tighter she got..

By the time I'd finished I could hardly pull it out and on the verge of drowning..

by Phillilibet November 7, 2022

hydrosomatic release

A full-body wave of satisfaction that begins in the throat after rehydration, spreading both upward and downward as cellular and neural systems register the intake. Often subtle and not always perceivable — its intensity depends on factors like duration of mild dehydration, mineral balance, stomach fullness, and overall fluid distribution.

I didn’t even realize how dry I was until that hydrosomatic release hit — like my whole body finally exhaled.

by Lucien A. Gray October 31, 2025