hurry up and wait

A phrase commonly found in the military. This phrase depicts the day-to-day grind of soldiers where they have to "hurry up" to point B only to have to wait hours for the event to occur. This phrase also applies to anything that requires you to be on time but does not start for a good while.

Example A: While at the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS), we were told to arrive on time at 6 AM but in processing did not start until 9 AM. We practiced the "hurry up and wait" policy.

Example B: I did 80 just to get to the doctor's office on time, and he did not even show up for another hour. It was another case of hurry up and wait.

by odah January 17, 2013

tooth hurty

the universal time to go to the dentist

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.

by sheila in the car March 14, 2010

Hurry Shitter

A product for gastrointestinally challenged Baby Boomers marketed by the makers of the Hurry Cane which is essentially a rolling toilet on wheels.

You don’t have to get off the pot to take a sunset walk when you take it on the Hurry Shitter!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

hurry call

An emergency bowel movement. Usually occuring in a location without adequate toilet facilities. Often after consuming greasy, spicy Mexican food. May result in soiled undergarments

Yikes, I finished off that greasy carnitas burrito and had a hurry call at CompUSA! I shit myself and had to leave my underdrawers behind!

by Jackel in El Centro September 20, 2008

Hurty

hurty. A small cut, graze, bite or bruise especially in young children though can be used by persons of any age

Daddy, I fell over at school, I have a hurty on my knee

by Charlie’s Dad August 3, 2019

huraldo

(v) to vomit. (n) vomit. The term may be most appropriate in the context of throwing up or hurling after eating too much Mexican food. Synonyms (among many) include hurl, ralph, up chuck, barf.

"I just ate twenty tacos in one hour. Now I'm gonna huraldo."

by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

Humayum Khan

Brave U.S. Army Captain who got blown up by a Suicide Bomber in Iraq.

Humayum Khan was awarded the Bronze Star and the Purple Heard.

by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016