Humble Brag

When you, usually consciously, try to get away with bragging about yourself by couching it in a phony show of humility.

"Your inflatable inner-tube is way cooler than my 80-foot yacht. You get to be so much closer to the water and to nature. I envy you, I really do"

"Thanks, that means a lot. Another advantage of having an innertube is that I don't have to fucking humble brag all the time about having a yacht."

by drjeffreys December 17, 2011

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

by ColaCode July 14, 2018

humble beggar

someone who gets on your nerves easily. not annoying enough to just be called a beggar but has your back when you need them.

"james didn't reply to my snapchat..."

"what a humble beggar!"

by mystery_gal February 4, 2017

hulled out

raggedy;stomped;ugly as hell;beat down;tore up from the floor up.

That car is hulled out.

by Shea' July 25, 2004

Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.

Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)

by PopCat August 28, 2004

huber gay

anything as gay as mark huber

Three fingers in your asshole? That's huber gay.

Soup kitchens are huber gay.

by marky mark and the dirty girls April 27, 2011

be humble

Sit down

Be humble!

by Be humble April 28, 2017