Hristiyan

noun /krɪs.tʃən/ originating from the latin "hristiyasmus" also known as "hris" in some regions
A state of being where you get everything you want with minimal effort to the point where you dont want it anymore. A Hristiyan would say "hello" and still manage to score a 6 at the end of the day, however that comes with the phobia of being associated with 🏳️ 🌈✔️, 🤏🧠, 🤏🍆 or even svastikas. Study shows that the only way to achieve this is by being so short that you compare yourself with 12 year old girls. The closer you are to Mother Earth, the more prominent noticeable the effects will be.

"Damn did you see Amira do a Hristiyan today! How is she so lucky!?" - Emo talking to Josef after classes

by 04:00 March 2, 2021

Hristian

a really hotand sexy dude WITH GIANT TESTICLES that has lots of cool friends he loves (but they don't have a dick AS BIG AS HIS) milks any tits in a 20 meter vicinity

hristian is so sexy

lol ikr

by Arismetical May 27, 2020

hristian

Some kid that is a racist little aboriginal scumbag dog that has no friends and doesn't go to people's parties

"Eww, it's a Hristian."

by WH0TDAFUQ? May 11, 2016

Hristiyan

A special sub-type of a Kristian or Christian, usually has their origins in eastern europe the specimen is highly racist and homophobic

You see that guy?

Yeah

His name is Hristiyan, so you should stay away from him.

by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021

Hristian

Hristian is a boy who is so fucking handsome and very hot.
He has the most amazing personality and vibe .
Hristian feels like home.

Hristian loves Vasi.

by _Zaeka02_ November 20, 2021

Hristiyan

Big beautiful guy with huge dick.

Oh there is that funny guy with the big dick.How was his name again? Hristiyan.

by Blondegirl03 November 22, 2021

hristiana

She so sexy she is the badest bitch ever she also got big boobs and butt!

wow shes cute and amzing she must be a hristiana

by Badest Bitch ever! May 16, 2021