Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007
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Get the holster sniffer mug.Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.
Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.
Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.
Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.
Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.
Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.
Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.
Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.
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Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Twins - Hey where's all of the fans?
Tamaki - Well let's call them!
Host club - Kiss kiss-
Fans - FALL IN LOVE!
Kyoya - There they are.
Twins - Hey where's all of the fans?
Tamaki - Well let's call them!
Host club - Kiss kiss-
Fans - FALL IN LOVE!
Kyoya - There they are.
by loveliez October 8, 2020
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by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020
Get the Inside Holster mug.Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.
"I was planning on running some errands over my lunch hour, but the VP is keeping us in a meeting. At least he ordered us hostage lunch."
by Cale Dempster December 9, 2008
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