Howlett

Commonly confused with a large square-shaped lump of basalt. This is, however, incorrect and it is simply something that resembles a human, with a non-square-shaped head. There is also great debate over the sexuality and even gender of the Howlett.

hey rachel, check out that Howlett, its HUGE! lets go hit it.. or cover it in highlighter fluid.
hmm.. do you think it would fit up a dyson?

by matt r lfc December 13, 2007

howlett

a dimwitted person who drags knuckles on ground

you must think i am a howlett if i belive that

by bob July 12, 2003

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

howlettberg

A mysterious and enigmatic individual of great charm known to on occasion to tread over to the dark side and knock on the door of destiny. To be feared and revered.

....the Howlettberg has spoken.

by Truthisstrangerthanfiction March 9, 2019

Dominic Howlett

Dominic seems like the kinda guy who probably has bowl cut, Long eyelashes. Dominic probably has a crush on somone but is far too afraid to say it. Dominic is not afraid to ditch a double date and go the KEG to find someone thats not even there and the place he ran might not even be the KEG it might be a restaurant he thought was the keg! Thats all about Dominic

Dominic Howlett is weirdly cool.

by Jannette Wilson March 22, 2022

Claire Howlett

Claire is superior to all beings of life. Her use of love and affection for all life is unmatched to any other that walks this earth. She is amazing :)

Claire Howlett is amazing

by Liam ;) April 13, 2022