housemom

A dressing room attendant of a strip club

Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

housemaster

A hero who looks like a piece of bread with red square eyes and a curved line for a mouth. Has a green shirt with a purple collar, blue pants and yellow square fists. Speaks horrible english and is the main character in Arfenhouse.

"Housemaster, I--" *CRASH* - Joseph, Arfenhouse the Movie.

by horror_blood October 26, 2003

houseman

The designated leader in a jail block who runs that block. Usually angry, black, and a lifer.

Hey Houseman, this fool never flushes the toilet..

by MohammedMudSlap! September 28, 2008

Housemartin

A small rodent who behaves well in public places and is happy to do chores for people less fortunate then him but he is also known throughout the world as a serial domestic abuser

George "He seems too happy, He must be a Housemartin"

by PenguinSlayer April 28, 2011

Houseman

The inability to reach orgasm during coitus.

After consuming several alcoholic beverages, Steve pulled a Mixon while attempting to have intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Drew Peacock February 23, 2005

Housemate Roulette

A game of chance when moving into a new house or halls (e.g: into university accommodation or college dorms) and not knowing anyone that you will be living with.. and just hoping you get lucky with your house/flat mates.

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette

by Dale23 August 28, 2011

Housemating

The act of sleeping with a house mate

- Dude, I heard that john and Amy are sleeping together !

- Don't they live together?

- yeah.. they're housemating

by Nteimpocary September 30, 2018