housespouse

In a marriage or domestic partnership, the partner who does not work and stays home to take care of the house and the children, if any. Basically housewife, or househusband but without being gender specific.

Useful when speaking in general, or when talking to a couple and you don't who stays home.

It doesn't matter who stays home, the housespouse should have dinner waiting on the table for the working spouse.

by penguinus October 7, 2009

Houseish

Being intelligent, drug-using, sarcastic, talented, insensitive, narcissistic, misanthropic, a jerkass, or in any other way greatly resembling Doctor Gregory House. Can be an expression of admiration as well as derogation.

- Wow, you're so Houseish!

- Imma go take some vicodin.
- Dude, don't be so Houseish!

by lerandomshizz. June 20, 2010

Look at all the little horsies

A state of being. When you are ugly, annoying, and want attention you classify as a "Look at all the little horsies". So then you proclaim this to the world.

I was bored and wanted attention so I proclaimed, "Look at all the little horsies". It ended up working!

by you alrwady know who it is September 22, 2016

Houseism

n1: the distinct doctrine, cause, or theory of Dr. Gregory House
2: telling it like it is

The most infamous houseism is "Everybody lies".

by GREEN_LOVER October 5, 2009

to paint houses

mobster jargon for killing someone.

Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

housie

adj Used to describe anyone who has a stable living situation, who is dependent upon their house or apartment. Often used to describe people who have "normal lives" but still hang out with gutterpunks, train-hoppers, and street-rats in their spare time. Slightly affectionate to extremely derogatory, depending on context.

"Man, that chick isn't part of our crew, she's just a fuckin' housie."

by Jenaka July 4, 2008

housespouse

A gender neutral term for a married homemaker

His occupation is housespouse.

by wordcreatorfromvirginia April 7, 2010