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Housekeeping

Sex with the missus
Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!
by Shuaman December 31, 2016
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Nazi housekeeping

A reference to the Nazi zombies game in the Call of Duty franchise. It is a derogatory term that highlights the game's focus on rebuilding barriers, running away form the zombies, and generally doing anything except kill zombies.
Bob: "Have you really been playing Nazi housekeeping for 6 hours straight?"
Rob: "You just don't understand the strategy man"

Bob: "get a life... or at least play regular call of duty"
by TexasSouthWest January 20, 2011
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Portuguese Housekeeper

When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed
"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"
by bulldogs90 August 27, 2009
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Good Housekeeping

n American women's magazine featuring articles about women's interests,
Good Housekeeping was founded in 1885 by American publisher and poet Clark W. Bryan. By the time of its acquisition by the Hearst Corporation in 1911
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Housekeeping

A code word used within a group of males to indicate that things have or are about to be really messed up. Generally during consumption of alcohol. #cryforhelp #imverydrunk #beingpesteredbyloser
Man is Very drunk and is about to fall over after being inappropriate with a work colleague the call housekeeping should give immediate assistance. Pronounced is emphasis on the e - "Housekeeeeping!!" Also is a code word to escape a dire event .
by GarryB August 25, 2016
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Good Housekeeping

an American women's magazine featuring articles about women's interests
Fill in the form below to subscribe to Good Housekeeping for up to 82% OFF what others pay on the newsstand — that's like getting 20 FREE issues!. Check this box to also receive 1 year of Woman's Day for just $5 more!
by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
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Good Housekeeping

an American women's magazine featuring articles about women's interests, product testing by The Good Housekeeping Institute
On May 2, 1885, Clark W. Bryan founded Good Housekeeping in Holyoke, Massachusetts as a fortnightly magazine
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