Hortencia

Hortencia is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She always smells really good and always has on a bomb ass outfit. Don’t ever let her go! She is so sweet and caring. Once you get to know her, you will see how funny and cute she is. She is full of energy and love and always wants to explore places and travel. Many girls are jealous of her amazing personality and her good looks.

Boy 1: Did you see Hortencia’s outfit?
Boy 2: She has a good style!
Girl 1: Shut up, she has a horrible style.
Boy 2: You’re just jealous you dress like shit.

by suckmydickie September 10, 2020

Hootenberry

A word which is simultaneously a noun, verb and an adjective. This word is used in reply to something you did not find funny at all but must pretend you did because you are extremely obnoxious, preferably said with a deadpan face. Users of this word are generally extremely unfunny.

Person 1: I cannot go through with this engagement, you are slowly killing yourself and I am breaking up with you

Person 2: Thats a hootenberry

by DestinyandDana August 10, 2021

Hootent

Noun: Marijuana, weed, reefer, bud, or grass. This slang word for weed was originated in Lenox, Massachusetts. It has become wildly popular in boarding school life and in the suburban community.
Adjective: When one is stoned, high, ripped, blazed, or fucked up.
Verb: The act of smoking marijuana.

Noun: Let's pack a fat bowl of hootent.

Adjective: Dude, you look really hootent right now.

Verb: We hootent alot at Berkshire.

by Da Eipper Boyz April 28, 2006

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

hotential

a girl who acts like a ho and has potential to be one

wow shes got major hotential

by |21C3 |2\_/135 April 2, 2003

hontent

content from Harry Styles or Harry Styles content

“Hey did you see that new picture of Harry Styles?” “Yeah! That was some great hontent!”

by hrrystyles September 19, 2019

The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008