hot pocket 

n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove

The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!

hot pocket by SASQUATCH September 9, 2012

Hot Pocket 

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Hot Pocket by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Hot Pocket 

The act of sneaking up and sliding your cock into a co-worker's or buddy's pocket and blowing your load.

Tom: "I went 2 months without ejaculating so that my dick would be sensitive enough to cum just from sliding it into Steve's pocket. I think I traumatized him into shock!"

Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"

Hot Pocket by mrcheesenowait January 25, 2012

hot pocket 

the act of taking a shit inside of a fold out bed and folding it up for someone else to find

"SHIT that bum gave us a hot pocket last night"

hot pocket by that guy eating a taco October 16, 2009

hot pocket 

1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.

Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!

hot pocket by Joe Malone April 24, 2008

Hot Pocket 

The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.

Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.

Hot Pocket by 7h0rn3 January 7, 2009

Hot Pocket 

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin unkown) 1: a pop tart filled with molten hot death 2: best known cure for constipation and/or tapeworms

Sam: eerghh im goanna die!
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.

Hot Pocket by x b4ng June 14, 2006