hot pocket

A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.

Gary was up all night playing games and decided to have a Hot Pocket because they are easy to cook.

by AntsInTheKoolAid July 6, 2005

hot pocket

when a girl opens her viginia and the guy takes a shit in the pocket making a hot pocket

looks like you got hot pocketed

Jerry is hot pocketing his girl

by Ryan Noblaze May 16, 2006

hot pocket

tingiling feeling between the leg and ankle..
usally caused by skateboarding

Chris:I just got hot pocket landing wrong on the 8 stair
John:Ha stupid shit take your shoes off.

by "BUM" February 8, 2010

hot pocket

the act of shitting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.

Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep

by c-town July 5, 2004

hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.

Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!

by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006

hot pocket

When more than one friend has had sex with the same girl at different times.

I got drunk and took the hot pocket home last night.

by jb84 March 15, 2015

hot pocket

The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!

"hey want a hot pocket?" (whoosh) "ohh gross!" "Ha Ha HOT POCKET!"

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004