1 definition by x b4ng
/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin unkown) 1: a pop tart filled with molten hot death 2: best known cure for constipation and/or tapeworms
Sam: eerghh im goanna die!
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
by x b4ng June 13, 2006