hosemonster

a ho, whore, or a real easy girl to have sex with

jody is such a hosemonster, she did me and jay last night.

by mitchell paul February 21, 2004

hornmeister

a female in an altered state from normal where she inflicts either physical or mental harm on those that are closest to her. It is a state somewhere between a destructive mania and insanity.

I can't believe she threw me out of the house again and immediately threw away $500 dollars of my compact discs. All I did was arrive one minute late because of an accident that occurred in front of me on the highway. What a hornmeister!

by Stew Sobel October 22, 2006

Hosemonster

(noun) A warm and caring term for any male or female teen who exhibits the qualitative human characteristics of being simultaneously daring, humorous and charismatic.

"You hosemonster", laughed Max, after after witnessing his friend stop a water balloon while on a fast moving skateboard.

Jill, the class clown, showed up at the toga party dressed as Cleopatra's Viper...in pink. "You are such a Hosemonster", exclaimed Valeria.

Frank was home coming king and the school hosemonster.

by LaJollaDuck February 4, 2010

Hoopmeister

A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”

One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .

See that Tarquin , he’s a proper Hoopmeister, so he is .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023