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Horton

A fat ass elephant no one likes named Horton
Horton- IM FAT AND UGLY
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Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019
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Horton's Theory of Who

A groundbreaking theory in biology developed by an elephant who saved a bunch of tiny people called "who". It states that all psychobiological life systems are diminutive in comparison to a greater, larger life system (life systems become infinitely big). In "Dexter's Laboratory", Dexter worked with this theory in order to analyze a civilization much smaller than ours.
This theory is quite prevalent in the cartoon realm.
by some punk kid May 1, 2005
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Horton Hole

A euphemism for female genitals originating in Hastings UK.
Steady! I really like Horton holes.
by Hastingstwink May 10, 2010
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Horton hears a who

A good book by Dr. Seuss. About an elephant who saves a tiny world full of whos- who are small people.
Horton Hears a Who is a great book.
by Jeremiah December 21, 2004
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Horton hears a toot

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot
by RubyRubyRoo July 22, 2023
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horton high school

horton high school is a huge modern school put overtop of some poor man's orchard, on top of a hill in the middle of nowhere. The magority of freshman girls suffer from BBBS (bottle blond bitch syndrome) and wear knockoff boots and have fake Louis Vuittons...and 99% of freshman guys have yet to hit puberty.
The sophmores are divided into several categories and sub categories, since 2 feeder schools dump new students into grade 10 each year. There are hippies, skaters, druggie-skaters, druggies, wannabe skater-esque people, grubs, jocks, popular preps, preps, preps who want to be rebels,and of course the nerds.
The sophmores girls are mostly all bitches obsessed with ugly Ugg boots and being skanky and wearing american eagle. The guys are very into themselves and strut around as if they own the place.
The seniors for the most part are a group of well rounded interesting people. They have gone through the stages of Horton Development, they know who they are, what they want to be, they don't care about status and they'll let you go and smoke pot with them at lunch, if you're lucky.
Person: "whoa, horton high school fucking sucks"
Me: "Yeah, tell me something i Dont know"
by blah fuck that January 21, 2005
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