Hortense

prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.

also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.

that person’s cat is very creepy.

she’s probably a hortense

by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 8, 2019

Hortense

C’est une fille ouf dont les priorités sont souvent les bonbons son chien et son mec. A part ça c’est une fille ouf avec ses amis elle a un humour bien à elle et sera toujours là même à 100000 km elle adore taquiner et avec elle on a toujours les meilleurs souvenirs .
Elle est très créative j’irais jusqu’à artiste

Tu manges quoi?
Hortense: des bonbons

by Juju2709 November 21, 2021

Hortense

A Fat ugly bitch that lives in france

Man Im so glad that french slut doesnt live in our country anymore.

I know, Hortense was so anoyying.

by Sogladshesgone November 14, 2010

hortense

18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.

That hortense emailed me!

Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.

by Chester Choda March 27, 2003

Hortense Vagino

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Hortense

Bilingual in Russian, she is the smartest girl in her class. Is specially attracted to flute players and guys younger than her. She lives in the gettho but has survived thanks to her faith. She knows more drug dealers than baker because she is a fucking gangsta. She also has a twin sister that she murdered a few years ago out of jealousy. Overall she is a weird ass bitch

Hortense is such a great person

by LisB November 22, 2021

Horeen

Horeen is a very rare name to be used but they are the best. Horeens are always honest and always have their friends back. If you have a Horeen never let them go!

You are such a Horeen.

by Mezmer1883 November 23, 2021