Horseandbuggy

old fashioned, dated

I can't believe they're so horseandbuggy as to expect me to fill this application out by hand.

by Chris0101 February 22, 2008

horsedar

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.

"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."

by Bstow May 22, 2008

horseford

Flopping a big ugly cunt rag because you can't stay anywhere else.

Dave has has always been a waste. No wonder he's horsefording.

by Denis Byrd September 17, 2008

Horseland

A website that used to be full of cool kids that is now full of losers and the occasional decent person. The people who own it don't give a toss about whether there moderators are calling people - THEY JUST DON'T CARE. The new people are about 10 && go around shouting "Owwww I just slit my wrists."

PATHETIC.

Horseland Forum --

Emochild <3 Heartbroken: I just slit my wrists
HOTEMOCHICKANDCHEERLEADER: Me too! We are sad together
Hannah Montana: Hi, I am the real Hannah Montana!!
Emochild <3 Heartbroke: Your not Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana: Yes I am - YOUR JUST JELOUS

by I am annonymous January 11, 2009

HorseManDan

Dan is a cool youtuber who gets his art from ameer1029 he is very pog and likes subs he livestreams often

HorseManDan uses ameer1029's pfps you know?

by ameer1029 March 1, 2021

Horseradish Mustache

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.

eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."

by halpwr August 11, 2010

housetard

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

by t-norm November 8, 2005