horseheaded

Something that works, but was designed in such a clumsy and complicated manner, that you spend a frustratingly long time attempting to figure out how to use it. Often encountered in "specialty applications" (like music, financial, or statistical software) where the designer was more concerned with maximizing features and satisfying the "experts", than on making a simple user interface.

Imagine typing in an unfamiliar editor. All you want to do is change the size of the font. You discover that you must save your current document in a new font size (that you can only specify under "Appearance Options" on a subtab in the menu bar) and then re-open it. You could not figure this out on your own ... and either bugged someone more familiar to explain it, or had to chase down the explanation on Google. Ugh, how horseheaded!!

by Common Thread January 1, 2011

Horserider

A lazy person on a jobsite that is always sitting down or leaning on the sawhorses not doing their job being lazy

Valley you will never get anything done sitting around being a horserider

by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019

horsebite

When someone grabs right above the knee with a bit of force and squeezes with 2 fingers, the other person feel they want to shake their lag or they will jump

Grandma gave grandpa a horsebite

by Javalsta May 3, 2023

Horsepire

A mixture between a horse and a vampire; often referred to fowl or homely looking people

"Beth looks a lot like a horsepire. I can't believe that girl has any friends."

by TheRingBearer98 March 3, 2009

Horsedisease

When a person is freakishly obsessed with horses that it causes them to loose focus on the real world. These people are known to have braided hair and wear cowboy boots when they are clearly not around horses. And they are socially akward.

Girl #1: Why is Heather crying?
Girl #2: Because the horse got shot in the movie...
Girl #1: The guy riding the horse died also!...
Girl #2: She doesn't care about humans...only horses!
Girl #1: Does she have Horsedisease?!?!?
Girl #2: hmmm well shes wearing cowboy boots to school...Oh and she has her hair braided! and she happens to be the most akward person ive ever met...So yeah she must have Horsedisease!
Girl #1: I hear you can't cure that...

by ParrotLuver January 23, 2011

Horsebite

when a adult grabs a youngsters balls with his teeth and makes horse noises

hey james come on over here and let me give you a horsebite

by jwyman March 15, 2010

Horsehole

A person who has no understanding of anything and will do something totally illogical to make them look half 'cool'.

Person 1: Look at Jamie over there, he's trying to eat nachos with no hands!
Person 2: Jamie is such a damn 'Horsehole'!

by Strapher June 27, 2017