Horseback Riding

A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to saty on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early every saturday during summer the only time you have free because of school. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars or when you have to get ready for shows at 2 or 3 in the morning. Considered the hardest sport,excluding bullriding and broncos, because you are not controlling an inanimate object but one that has a mind of its own. It also requires immense amounts of time.
but in the end its all worth it.

what did you do this weekend?
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.

Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.

How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.

by Jeffnjoe March 22, 2009

hosebag

A certain woman in her middle 40's
Single
Has a child (to use as a weapon)
No friends
Selfish
Crazy
Whore
Drunk

Sandra LaRoque is such a hosebag!!!!!

by On the receiving end May 15, 2009

hosebag

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

by Scott April 3, 2003

Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

horsegag

The famous Internet video clip of a woman giving a blow job to a horse. The horse proceeds to ejaculate into the woman's mouth causing her to choke.

Did you see horsegag on the Internet?

by koopa troopa esq. December 3, 2005

hosebag

a trashy woman,usually stupid and the object of a one-night stand.

I went clubbing and picked up this hosebag.

by hankerino September 30, 2003

hosebag

a bag for putting your hose in

a vagina

a big slutty whore

A hosebag used to be reserved for the rare slut but now it covers a vast amount of todays women.

by dr teeth December 9, 2003