Cornfused

The state of bewilderment arising from not knowing the source of the corn in one's crap.

With a cornfused look on his face, Bryan tried to recall last night's dinner.

by TuckerFucker April 5, 2010

KORNFUSED

Referencing the rock band Korn (and the blatant mispelling of the noun:CORN);

To question oneself upon witnessing a mistake so obvious that it is unbelievable that it has occured, and therefore ensues self-doubt.

When my sister called me friom her phone and said she can't call me because she lost her phone, I was KORNFUSED.

by Bakersfield3 October 21, 2010

cornfused

Drunken slur for the word confused. Usually occurs after a half a case of Beast...

"Dude... thish freaking game is corfusing"

by PyroKep April 17, 2004

pornfused

The moment when you are watching porn and realize: 'What the fuck am I watching?'

I was jerking off last night and got pornfused when two midgets were going at it with a strap-on.

by kcm556 October 9, 2013

cornfused

another word for confused

"I'm cornfused"

by the elephant (aka baykuhn iz gud) April 21, 2003

KORNFUSED

Referencing the rock band Korn (and the blatant mispelling of the noun:CORN);

To question oneself upon witnessing a mistake so obvious that it is unbelievable that it has occured, and therefore ensues self-doubt.

When my sister called me friom her phone and said she can't call me because she lost her phone, I was KORNFUSED.

by Bakersfield3 October 21, 2010

cornfused

What people in Nebraska are.

Nebraskans are some cornfused motherfuckers.

by skyslysky June 29, 2010