hootie

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.

"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."

by Max Barshled November 30, 2007

hooty

A post-fellatio slap across the balls. Nine times out of ten, the recipient will emit a shrill hooting sound.

Also, it's a hoot.

Veronica: What're you getting Chase for V-Day this year?

Vanessa: A hooty, if he's lucky.

by hootytoot March 10, 2010

hootie

A hot nerdy chick.

Check out that librarian! What a hootie!

These glasses make me look like such a hootie.

by ParchÞeSkald October 2, 2014

Hootie

(n) a trashy or otherwise skanky woman of promiscuous nature. Similar to whore, but not also a profession.

Day-um, dat hootie got booty fo' life!

by $3 November 26, 2015

hooty

Adjective, used to describe situations, places, people and so on which are likely to provoke amusement and excitement. Derives from the joyful hooting that will arise.

"That new film looks pretty hooty."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

hooties

Breasts

Look at those hooties

by roopdawg November 5, 2002

Hootie

Being as it is a nonsensical word, when used, it mostly means nonsense. Or inebriated fuckery, mostly skante related.

*See's a tweaker digging through a carwash trashcan at 2:47 AM*
Josh: Hootie

by StonedxReaper June 18, 2021