(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.
"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."
by Max Barshled November 8, 2007
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A post-fellatio slap across the balls. Nine times out of ten, the recipient will emit a shrill hooting sound.

Also, it's a hoot.
Veronica: What're you getting Chase for V-Day this year?

Vanessa: A hooty, if he's lucky.
by hootytoot February 22, 2010
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Check out that librarian! What a hootie!

These glasses make me look like such a hootie.
by ParchÞeSkald October 2, 2014
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(n) a trashy or otherwise skanky woman of promiscuous nature. Similar to whore, but not also a profession.
Day-um, dat hootie got booty fo' life!
by $3 October 8, 2015
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Adjective, used to describe situations, places, people and so on which are likely to provoke amusement and excitement. Derives from the joyful hooting that will arise.
"That new film looks pretty hooty."
by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004
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The act of being a asshole while intoxicated.
Nick was so fucking Hootie last night no more alcohol in the house!
by Niknobelico94 February 11, 2019
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