hooka

another way to say hooker

Yo dude, let's go fuck some hookas tonite

by Maniac May 22, 2004

hooka

An abbreviation of the work 'hooker', used in sentences to ghetto-fy it.

"Why are you such a hooka? Why don't you just you go sit on the corner and wait to get picked up?"

by CrazyManFish April 1, 2008

Hooka

The misspelling of the word hookah.

Some Dude: Let's go to a hooka bar.

Me: You fucking fuck face mother fucker, if your going to add to the Urban Dictionary then fucking spell correctly. God you're a stupid benis.

by TheMolester October 28, 2006

Hooka

A bong which has multiple ports so numerous people can smoke the same pack at the same time.

Yo my new hooka has 6 hoses

by Tree October 30, 2003

Hooka

An asian way of saying hooker.

"HEY HOOKA! TONITE YO' SHIFT!"

by pseudonym8O8 July 7, 2009

HOOKA

One who uses their body for money

sometimes the girl gives off signals that shes very interested and u think ur gonna get lucky so u go all out and u get robbed...those damn HOOKA's!

by The REAL James Dunn November 13, 2011

Hooka

1. The way stoners spell hookah because they were to busy smoking pot to get their miserable existences through high school and learn how to spell a word or two.

2. How you spell hooker if you're lazy or have a strange accent.

"Ey where all my money?!??!!?? Oh ya I spents it all on weed and a hooka. Now I can't even buy a cheap nasty hooka."

by TwizzyTwiz January 17, 2008