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HansonLee

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen
"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"
by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021
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Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.
Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.
by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011
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Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
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hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.
"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."
by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017
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Hobson

One of the hardest lads you will meet, he has guys on the inside who always have his back, Hobson is the hit of the town and everyone scared of him
Guy one: I saw Hobson and his boys the other day, pretty scary looking dude
by theHardlad June 27, 2017
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hansonism

Hansonism:

The act of saying nonsensical and offensive sayings and then blanking out when asked to explain it, named after Australian politician Pauline Hanson and her infamous opening speech to Parliament in 1996.
My professor had a hansonism in AP Calculus today.
by FiatJustitia January 9, 2017
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Hobson's choice

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).
A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.
by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010
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