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The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.
by Cal Landor November 12, 2008
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How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.
Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.
by Foodinator August 20, 2013
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incessantly insisting about a task, desire, or problem at hand
Greg: "Bru Bru Bru Bru Bru... Can you hit a bulls-eye so we can go to Taco Bell already?"
Bru: "Dude stop honking at me, I'll do it when I want"
by SpiritoftheGame January 26, 2015
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The main form of communication amongst drivers as well as the middle finger.
*example of honking*
(driver cuts me off)
Me: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
driver: (flips me off)
by Dubiks November 10, 2018
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Having a whinge, a moan, a complain or just a good old fashioned honk...
That bloke is always honking about something
by honkus #2 July 2, 2011
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Deaf people talking, or trying to.

Many people who are legally "deaf" can hear very limited frequency ranges, so their vocal patterns formed around the frequencies they were able to distinguish as a kid. Their speech sounds muted and does not contain details such as the sharpness of a hard "j" or "s" for example. The flat sound of this speech is usually referred to as honking since that's what it sounds like.
"Fucking deafies, nobody understands their honking."
by Razor Scooter Kid March 19, 2010
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The action of driving around the city pressing the horn on a car when the San Antonio Spurs win a basketball game.
"Do you wanna go honking?"
"If the spurs win."
by Lucylily1 June 6, 2014
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