homesteadin'

retaining a borrowed possession for so long that it becomes yours.

Hey dude, don't be homesteadin' on my guitar.

by Milodog January 3, 2009

Homestead

Small town, lots of Hispanics, Blacks and Whites, high crime rate even though the police will deny it.

Do NOT vacation in or near Homestead! Someone WILL jack your car.

by Phantastic August 13, 2006

Homestead

Homestead is the second oldest city in Miami-Dade County, after the city of Miami. It is located between Biscayne National Park and Everglades National Park. Homestead was incorporated in 1913, it is a suburb of Miami. The city made national news in 1992 when on August 24 Hurricane Andrew a Category 5 storm made landfall destroying the city. The town recovered. Unfortunately, the new problem that threatens life here is all the trash from Miami moving to Homestead.

Hurricane Andrew couldn't take down Homestead but it looks like this Miami trash will get the job done.

Homestead was a nice town until all the liberal crap from Miami started moving down here.

Non-Floridian: Where are you from?
Local: A town south of Miami
Non-Floridian: Are you from the keys? That place is great!
Local: Nope, I'm for a place called Homestead, just north of dirty ass Key Largo.
Non-Floridian: You mean the place that go hit with the Hurricane?!

by Homesteader September 25, 2011

Hochstein

The stink that emanates from a drunken bowling alley manager

Dude, finish your beer so we can escape this oppressive Hochstein

by Sassy McButterCheese May 9, 2005

Homeshine

A very good friend that brightens your day just as you see them.

Pronounced: Home Shine

Homie + Sunshine = homeshine

by homeshine April 12, 2009

homostern

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them

p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now

by the great butler May 4, 2009

homesteading

To do tasks and chores relating to being self-sufficient from the home. Examples would include: mucking the chicken coop, making jam, setting up a rain barrel, turning the compost, or even cleaning house.

Can't go out Saturday 'cause I have a long day os homesteading Sunday. I plan to install a rotating bookcase to a secret passageway or make muffins.

by Rubblegarden November 4, 2015