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homeowner's association

A dictatorial body of self-righteous, arrogant and controlling neighborhood busybodies who think they have a right to tell you what to do with your property, and won't hesitiate to turn you in for the smallest thing including keeping a car they don't like on your driveway, painting your house, manicuring your lawn, etc. It's basically a legalized form of extortion and facism.
A HATE ALL homeowner's association.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 3, 2008
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Mr. Hoeppner

A very amazing person, took us out for kickball everyday instead of doing school work. He had a baby with someone and everyday we shouted it proud at people walking down the street. We will forever miss Mr. H who now died in our hearts and works at a different school. RIP Mr.H (for the best)
Mr. Hoeppner is the bestest beast in the licking universe
(Mr. H means very well person)
by MyGamingReality December 17, 2018
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Homeownersexuals

A term used to describe two homosexuals who live together.
Barry: Have you heard about Brian and John?

Steve: No

Barry: They've just moved in together, they're Homeownersexuals now apparently.
by Ceapto August 24, 2012
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homeliner

a family member who obediently stays at home or self-isolate during pandemic
Just be a homeliner so you can help stop the spread of covid-19.
by timlight April 21, 2020
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Homeponent

How many homeponents would you say you require to be a homosexual?”
by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018
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homepreneur

An individual who works from home creating a self run business or operation.

A person who organizes and manages any enterprise, esp. a business for profit from there home, usually by themselves.

A self starter who trys many different businesses to make a living from their home.
Sally is becoming a homepreneur with her Ebay business.

Joe is a homepreneur, buying and selling properties all while in his pjs from his bedroom computer.
by Gmoney67 February 3, 2010
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Homeowner's Association

A homeowner's organization (Or HOA) is an organization whose job is to ensure houses in a community look nice, and other rules involving said community. Doesn't sound so bad on the surface, correct? In fact that sounds downright reasonable. The problem arises from the type of people who make up that organization--they are the most vindictive, petty, karen-type motherFUCKERS to ever live on this god forsaken rock. They are another reason to stay out of Suburbia, a barren wasteland of the same 4 prefab houses copy pasted over and over again, barely fit for comfortable human habitation.

What do you mean the grass is one millimeter too long, who the FUCK measures grass? There's a WEIGHT LIMIT for dogs in this place? Why are they upset about the trash cans being at the curb, do they think people even care? These people like to micromanage their community with no regard for rule numero dos of life: Mind Your Own Damn Business.
Fuck the Homeowner's Association.
by bapbapbapabpahfb July 29, 2022
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