Helgaard

A very sarcastic guy that always gives back handed compliments, can be kind at times but is mostly mean unless you're friends with him but even then, you are never safe

Guy 1: Did you hear what Helgaard said to that other girl
Guy 2: Don't act shocked, His name is litterally on urban dictionary as the sarcastic one
Guy 1: ahh I see

by CraigRilley May 19, 2022

Holitard

One ignorant to the presence of a holiday.

Awesome Koo: Hey, read the second post of that thread.
Fail'd nab: Wtf?? lmao.
Awesome Koo: What? What are you lol'in at?
Fail'd nab: That post....
Awesome Koo: Why? Is it because he's typing...like that?
Awesome Koo: It was National Speak Like a Pirate Day
Awesome Koo: You holitard.

by Awesome Koo September 20, 2009

hoegaarden

the name of a durch beer but simultaneously used by dutch youth to describe a club that is visited by lots of skanky women.

Damn Peta, it's like a hoegaarden up in this joint!

by jaronimoe September 19, 2016

homatard

a homosexual retard, a word used to show dislike

you homatard.hunter is a homatard

by the great drake August 28, 2004

Hollitard

A mindless moron that wears all the expensive clothes that the other morons do to feel accpeted.

If you wear Hollister, your'e a Hollitard.

by sick-of-tards December 20, 2010

Holytards

Individuals so blinded by their religious beliefs that they ignore all scientific reason and attribute only positive personal outcomes to divine intervention.

There were several Holytards on the plane that crashed, thanking God for saving their lives. No mention was made of why God tried to kill them, except that he works in mysterious ways.

by Hitchman August 27, 2013

Hellatard

(n.)
The Hybridization of the words "retard" and "hella"
There are two meanings to the word:
complimentary: a friendly way to point out someone who is 'stupid' or mentally dysfunctional.
Derogatory: a NOT friendly word to insult one who is annoying you or is Hella Retarded

complimentary usage:

mary sue: omg you are such a hellatard, you failed your test!
me: i know right? lol
Derogatory usage:
me: bruh stop annoying me on kik you hellatard!

mary sue: omg! i will like totally have jeff the killer destroy you with his kawaiiness!
me: -_____- you do know that jeff doesn't even exist, right?
mary sue: nuuuuuuuuu!
me: speak english you hellatard.

by Mis Chevious September 30, 2015