No homo

(Phrase)

No Homo is the magic phrase men utter when undertaking task that are gay, so that they may ward it off.
When a man sucks his homies dick, he must always say no homo, or both will become third level mega gay.
I once got sucked off by my homie and he forgot to say it. We now have two kids.
It’s pretty gay.

Bro 1: Yo bro, goodnight
Bro 2: Night bro, (kisses forehead)
Bro 1: Bro!
Bro 2: No homo.
Bro 1: Aight bro.

by Big Noot April 11, 2019

nyoom homo

The action of hurrying to a place you need to be in a gay fashion

"Oh no, I'm late for work I better nyoom homo"

by LasagnaisSaucy May 15, 2020

Homo-friendly

When something is aimed at homosexuals, or is homosexual in nature.

Damm, that bitch sure wasn't homo-friendly towards that gay couple.

by zoeyainthowuspellit July 20, 2008

homo-hawk

Alternate name for a faux-hawk as it's often sported by gay guys.

Jerry's been rockin' a homo-hawk for a few too many years now. Time to change it up.

Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.

by ocius1 May 14, 2009

No homo

A word used as a “Get out of jail free card” after saying the gayest shit in humanity

“I will suck you, no homo though”

by xX_Boss_Xx May 4, 2018

No homo

A term used by many men after every sentence so everyone knows they're straight

That guy's hot. No homo

by Thememelord123 April 19, 2018

homoblivious

Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.

"He was so homoblivious that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him."

by Mackster66 April 1, 2006