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Get the 8-ball hemorrhages mug.1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.
His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.
by Linton July 11, 2003
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Noun.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
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After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.
2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.
3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.
4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.
2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.
3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.
4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
by LivingHell October 24, 2004
Get the cerebral hemorrhage mug.(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.
As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"
or
"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"
or
"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"
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Get the shit hemorrhage mug.why aren't there more definitions for this word wtf, anyways an escape of blood from a ruptured blood vessel.
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