HOEPOLOGY

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift

1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?

by g5hoe May 21, 2010

Horology connoisseur

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

by toldyou55 October 18, 2017

hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.

1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

by certified hoeologist April 11, 2019

Hoeology

a major offered at the university of wisconsin. Hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. As they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.

Many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.

Example: Trevon Hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.

Trevon Hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the University of Wisconsin. He is a hoe-ologist.

by Brian Butch October 26, 2007

Hoodology

Hoodology is the hustle and flow of everyday life in the Hood. The good, the bad, and the ugly. Hoodology is the flavor, the grind and the vibe of our culture. Hood is in our heart, spirit and soul. Itz why we are not only survivors, but the coolest people walkin the earth. HOOD IS WHO WE BE.

Hoodology is not about being a criminal; it is about the day-to-day lives of people living in the hood.

by DirtyGrill September 3, 2013

Hobology

The study of Hobos

sub- categories:

Hobo-couture: Hobo fashion
Hobout-cusine: Hobo food
Hobosexual: sexual attraction to Hobos
Hobophobic: fear of Hobos
Hobo Fu: Hobo martial arts
Hobo Condo: A box in which a Hobo dwells
Hobo Pokie: A Hobo dance
Hobo Renfrew: A used clothing store
Hobo Vacation: Jail or Prison
Hob-listic Medicine: A pint of Thunder Bird
Hobo Ho Ho Ho: When a Hobo burgles at X-Mass time dressed as Santa
Hobo Depot: A dumpster
Hobo Kin: The family of a Hobo
Hobo-achi: A cooking fire in used oil drum
Hobo Ho: A Hobo who prostitutes themselves

Gerrard is a world authority of Hobology.

by Rew454 September 30, 2016

hexology

same as a trilogy but it has 6 instead of 3

Mega man has 6 games on nes and its hexology

by Pixel Player August 27, 2017