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Port Holing

The act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their anus' together for the purpose of sexual gratification.
My wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck butter before long sessions of port holing.

After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.
by blackpearl905 October 4, 2012
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Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox
Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!
by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017
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Hain

(n.) A cigarette, (v.) to smoke/go for a cigarette

A word originating at Marlborough College, England, due to a street called Hyde Lane near the school, traditionally used by students to surrepticiously go and smoke tobacco, being contracted to "Hain". The word has since spread to other schools.
"Oi mate, you got any hains?"

(Teacher) "Going for a hain are we??"

(Student) "It's hain o'clock" or "It's about quarter to hain"
by kerblasser12 April 26, 2010
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Ad hominem

An attack upon an opponent in order to discredit their arguement or opinion. Ad hominems are used by immature and/or unintelligent people because they are unable to counter their opponent using logic and intelligence.
Person A: I think we should spend more money on environmental protection.
Person B: You just think that because you’re a stupid tree-hugger.

Person A: It is crucial that we facilitate adequate means to prevent degradation that would jeopardize the project.
Person B: You think that just because you use big words makes you sound smart? Shut up you loser; you don't know what you're talking about.
by Pcc88 July 31, 2005
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Big holing

Making an Emergency application of the train brakes
Paul: My locomotive was hurling down the mountain when I got the signal that Birdie was tied to the railroad track.

Paco: What happened?

Paul: Well, I started big holing but unfortunately I was only 100 yards away from her when I got the signal. You do the math.
by ignatius1004 May 1, 2010
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Badger holing

The act of putting ones balls in another mans anus
I badge holed him so much he gasped in orgasm. Now all we do every weekend is badger holing
by frezeeblast August 22, 2015
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hobin'd

To get fired from your job, and stopped from doing anything in general. Usually the news comes without notice in a swift manner.
I can't believe that Tom was hobin'd from tech support the other day.
by The Don2 September 6, 2006
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